Speechless

Actual conversation in my freshman comp class this morning:

Student: "I couldn't find any print sources on [topic that has been much in the news]."

Me: "That's unfortunate. If I spent 30 seconds on Lexis-Nexis, I'll bet I could find 100 print sources on your topic."

Student: "I'll bet you could."

Me: "But I'm not going to do your work for you."

Student: "That sucks."

Me: "Sure does."