Thursday, January 13, 2011

What I learned at school today

1. I still know how to drive a manual-transmission truck, even in a parking garage full of slopes and tight corners.

2. If the receptionist at the cancer center no longer remembers my name, that's a good sign.

3. The Law of Conservation of Curmudgeonliness on Campus is still in effect: when one curmudgeon leaves, another arises to take his place.

4. An empty office attracts students while a full office repels them. In other words, all I have to do to make a horde of people show up needing my help is to leave campus for a little while.

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