Unbeatable but unbloggable

Because communication breakdowns on campus have resulted in a series of ludicrous but unbloggable situations,

and because our campus continues to discriminate between men and women in petty but unbloggable ways,

and because a certain local official persists in embarrassing the community in an ignorant but unbloggable manner,

and because our two-month-long attempt to refinance our mortgage fell to pieces for unbloggable reasons involving violations of the laws of physics,

Here is a totally gratuitous photograph of a sunflower.

You're welcome.