Is it too late to consider an alternate career?

But I don't WANNA write syllabi! Don't wanna post essay prompts on Moodle, create handouts, or decorate my bulletin board!

Don't wanna type, write, think, or facilitate--especially facilitate.

Don't want no meetings. Don't wanna meet deadlines or submit documents to appropriate offices.

Why? Give me a corner to stand in and I'll echo Bartleby: I prefer not to. 


Today. Ask me again tomorrow.