People have been asking me all kinds of questions about the impending administrative changes on campus and it's about time I offered some clear answers:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. No really, I mean no.
4. Cupcakes.
5. Only on Thursdays when the moon is full.
6. No no no no no.
7. The Grapes of Wrath.
8. Gila monsters.
9. Section III.D.1 of the Faculty Handbook.
10. What part of "No" don't you understand?
2 comments:
1. Do all these impending transitions make the faculty nervous?
2. Do you understand what is going on?
3. Could ANYONE understand?
4. What would make the faculty feel better?
5. Should we keep the faculty lounge open in the evenings?
6. Let's send the campus a Survey Monkey form about the situation.
7. To make homemade wine for the next Happy Hour at the Provost's house, what do you suggest?
8. This situation is uglier than...
9. Could the Faculty Handbook have the solution?
10. Will YOU step up to the plate?
Lovely duet ladies!
Post a Comment