My mom is in rehab. My husband is in Ohio. My son is in Idaho. Together, they're in Ohidaho or Idahio. Add Mom to the mix and they're all three in Rehabohidaho.
My dad is in the living room dozing off in front of a television with the volume turned up so loud I'm sure they can hear it in Idohiohab.
(I keep writing "Idago." I'da gone a few days ago but I'm a-going back to Ohio on Wednesday.)
I'm in Florida. Bored in Florida: Borida. Floored.
Flabbergasterfloriboridastardusterutterlyexhausted.
Is there an auto-pilot for this thing? Because I need a nap.
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Rethinking that sabbatical now?
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