Wednesday, May 18, 2011

When the rain won't stop

Carve a maze in the tall grass.
Charge for admission.

Remember when your mom used to tell youthat your ears were so dirty you could grow potatoes in there?
Try that.

Leaf through seed catalogs.
Lust after tomatoes.
Buy big-leaf basil plants.
Leave them sitting on the kitchen counter.
Think about pesto.
Do a sun-dance.

Hold an umbrella over your hubby as he digs out a big yucca.
Bundle the yucca into the car and move it across the state.
Toss it on the lawn.
Wait until the rain stops.
Keep waiting.
Hope it doesn't root to the ground where it sits.

Become a transparent eyeball.
Blink.

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