Thursday, April 03, 2008

Elvis has left the driveway

I dreamed that Elvis wrecked my car and experienced such remorse that he handed me a fistful of $20,000 bills. "I've never seen a $20,000 bill before," I said. "Are these real?"

Okay: Elvis wrecks my car and hands me a fistful of money and the only thing I find odd is the denomination of the bills? Why didn't it occur to me to question whether Elvis was real?

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