"Hell is other people--who didn't bother to read their e-mail before the meeting."--Jean-Paul Sartre
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee--and read your e-mail before the meeting."--Muhammad Ali
"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark--probably because nobody read their e-mail before the meeting."--William Shakespeare
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times-- but it would have been a lot better if everyone had read their e-mail before the meeting."--Charles Dickens
"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin eager to nibble on the eyeballs of anyone who had failed to read the e-mail before the meeting." --Franz Kafka
"Meeting? What meeting?"--Me (in my nightmares)
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