Friday, December 06, 2013

The most blunderful time of the year!

It's the most blunderful time of the year!
They'll be there, their, and they're-ing,
contrasting, comparing,
and copy-and-pasting with verve;
they'll mix your/you're and do/due
and create quite a to-do
when they don't get the grade they "deserve"--

It's the slap-happiest season of all.
There'll be no thesis showing,
no qualms about throwing
in quotes without proper citation;
there'll be lame introductions
to papers constructed
entirely of vague generalizations--

Oh it's the most blunderful time,
it's the most blunderful time,
it's the most blunderful time of the year! 

(Everybody sing along! Feel free to add a verse!)

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