1. Number of piles of stuff on my desk: 7.
Number of those piles requiring immediate attention: 7.
Number of brain cells standing immediately at attention: 7.
I think we're gonna need a bigger brain.
2. What do you do with that long line of students waiting to wheedle their way to a better grade? Try Wheedle-Away today! Just spray and watch those wheedlers run! Order now and receive a free bonus can of Bogus-Excuse-B-Gone! Now in lemon, cinnamon, dogwood, or paisley.
3. A brilliant idea that just might work: if the local bowling alley closes (as it keeps threatening to do), making it impossible for the college to offer bowling classes in the fall, and if the college continues having trouble finding money to renovate the band rehearsal hall, let's kill two birds with one stone: open a bowling alley in the band rehearsal space and invite the community to bowl (for a price!) while the band plays on. Musical bowling. What's not to love?
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