From oriole to Inferno

Orioles are back! I heard them singing high up in the sycamores while I was out on the deck grading papers, and I would still be out there listening to them if I hadn't needed to babysit my geriatric printer while it labors to spit out proof of plagiarism on two papers. I loathe plagiarism in any circumstances, but plagiarism that drags me away from newly arrived orioles--well, these students are about to experience a circle of Hell Dante never dreamed of.