Thursday, June 29, 2006

Return to sender

The weather we've been experiencing lately seems to have been incorrectly addressed. These cool, damp days were clearly intended for the Pacific Northwest, where residents have been experiencing the clear skies and scorching heat clearly intended for Ohio. Perhaps we should set up some sort of Weather Exchange Program: meet in the middle and hand over the prisoners. With our luck, there would be a mix-up at the exchange point and we'd end up with Louisiana's weather. Ideally, our weather should mix with Oregon's and produce warmish temperatures and just enough rain to keep gardens happy in both locales.

If it rains again today, I'll be outside scribbling notes on all the raindrops: Return to Sender. If someone out in Oregon will do the same for all that excessive sunshine, maybe we'll get this mess straightened out.

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