Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Attack of the AI bots, plus AI-induced paranoia

So yesterday a colleague in another department asked her students to explain specific ways they use AI in their classes. Do they ask an AI to help them come up with ideas for papers, summarize readings, or find sources for research projects? The first kid to raise his hand said, "I cheat." Then he explained, in detail, how he cheats. Brazen but not surprising. At least he was honest, I guess, if that's what counts as honesty these days.

Now I'm dealing with AI-generated blog comments. It's nice to find in my inbox a comment full of fulsome praise for my prose, except when it includes an embedded link to a sketchy website shilling certain goods and services. And why does the comment sound like it was written by a particularly sycophantic robot? I like praise as much as the next blogger, but I'm not interested in robotic sycophancy!

Of course this makes me question other comments as well. I have moderation turned on for posts more than a week old, but couldn't AI comments sneak into more recent posts without my awareness? I've long suspected that many of the thousands of purported visitors to my blog are bots, but how often do they fool me into believing they're real people? Maybe I'm paranoid, but in the current environment it's a well-deserved paranoid.

My paranoia went a little too far yesterday when I convinced myself that the weather was targeting me personally. I had to walk down the hill to pick up a tray of sandwiches and then walk back up the hill again to deliver them to a meeting, but the sky got dark just before I stepped out the door and the rain poured down throughout the process of fetching sandwiches. Then within minutes after I'd stepped back inside, the sky cleared and the sun came out. Good thing I had a (borrowed) umbrella! And good thing my bum knee didn't fail me on the slippery steps! But if we must endure a 20-minute downpour, why does it have to happen just when I can't avoid being outside?

The weather may hate me, but the AI bots love me. Honestly, it's nice to be appreciated by someone, although I'm not sure what really counts as honesty these days.

4 comments:

nicoleandmaggie said...

I'm a real people! Honest!

nicoleandmaggie said...

Also I appreciate you!

Bev said...

I know you are a person and I appreciate you too! Are you getting flooded by AI and bots on your blog or is it just me?

Anonymous said...

I am a real person too even if I am anonymous :) and only rarely comment. I am fairly well siloed in my job (the only AI my students normally use is to help them to write computer programs - and in many ways that is just using a better search engine than google to find subroutines people already have written - which is sort of OK) - but I got my first experience of almost-definitely-just-AI, when someone applying for a job submitted a cover letter that said that they had done xx and yy (where xx and yy were *exactly* as described in the job advert...) while, strangely, when looking at their CV - there seemed to be nothing like that kind of experience there... what do these kids think we are? stoopid?? anyway, "Paranoia is only crazy if you're wrong about the odds" (Outpassage, by J and C Morris - don't remember anything about the book apart from that phrase), don't let the AI bots stop you writing - Cathy.