Thursday, April 19, 2012

Not that anyone asked....

 Q: What's that bit of bark dangling from the fencepost?
A: Stand at attention when you address the Red Admiral!

Q: If bluets produce the cutest minuscule blue blooms, what is their best super-cutesy nickname?
A: Quaker Ladies. Watch their prim and proper curtseys when the wind sweeps past.

Q: If the Quaker Ladies listened to Jack-in-the-Pulpit, what would they hear?

 A: He may seem green, but he's hiding a mean purple streak.


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