Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Where's mine?

Last night a bitter laugh swept through the faculty section every time David Horowitz repeated the accusation that college professors work only six hours a week, get four months' paid vacation a year, fly first-class to academic conferences, and earn $150,000 a year. Afterward several faculty members accosted the provost to ask, "Where's my $150K?" If I'm going to be publicly criticized for making that kind of money, I ought to have something to show for it.

I'll bet David Horowitz makes $37,500 a year and always flies coach.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Perhaps you are not dangerous enough to earn the big bucks?

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  2. Durn. I guess today is NOT the day to ask the provost for a raise.

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