Once years ago I noticed in the middle of a church service that I was wearing two different shoes. They were both black pumps, but the ornamentation was different and one heel was about half an inch higher than the other. No wonder I kept feeling off-balance...
Nobody noticed, of course.
I wonder whether anyone will notice this morning's faux pas? How did I get all the way to my office without noticing that I was wearing two different shoes--and they're not even the same color?!!
But I'm sure no one will notice. So let's keep this between you and me, okay? Our little secret.
Ha! Love it. Just make up some metaphorical reason why you did it, this dressing outside the (shoe)box.
ReplyDeleteI told my morning class I'm conducting a psychological experiment on them. Not sure they believed me! I suppose I'll get comments on my annual evaluations: "Dr. Hogue must be getting senile--she can't even dress herself!"
ReplyDeleteThat's why it's best to only have a few pairs of easily distinguished shoes!
ReplyDeleteSnow boots, hiking boots, sneakers, Tevas, biking shoes, running shoes, and we're done!