Further signs of the impending apocalypse

Baz Luhrmann is filming The Great Gatsby in 3-D, with Leonardo DiCaprio (the king of the world!) as Gatsby and Tobey Maguire playing Nick Carraway (without a net).

No snow, rain, sleet, or hail here on Easter.

Mike Wallace, the irresistible force meeting many immovable objects, is dead.

And a guy named Bubba won the Masters golf tournament, which was not filmed in 3-D.